Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 10, 2001
Transcript:
Caption reads: "FAMOUS CAT QUOTES: Adapted from the Abraham Lincoln original." Bucky says: "It is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time...DOGS, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball." Bucky flicks his wrist.
My dog didn’t even find fetch amusing. He would retrieve the ball one, two or maybe three times, just to show he could do it. And he never began chasing until he could see the ball flying, meaning he was fooled by that never. Unlike my cat who thinks fetching is fun. She goes skittering off down the hall before I even threaten to throw her string (yes, her string. She likes it better than a ball), then acts confused when she can’t find it. She gets very excited and a bit unfocused when playing.