Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 06, 2012

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Satchel: Har har! I am litter hound-the garbage avenger! Arr! Bucky: Are you also a pirate? Satchel: NO. Bucky: Then stop saying "har" and "arr". Satchel: Huh? Bucky: You smell. Do you have some repressed raccoon genes? Satchel: No, why? Do raccoons wear smelly jeans? Bucky: No, Gene! Gene! Satchel: His name is Dennis. And he doesn't wear pants. Bucky: What?! Satchel: That's not weird, he's a raccoon! And F.Y.I. he's very upbeat. Bucky: Who?! Satchel: Dennis the garbage avenger! But he goes by the can-coon. Bucky: Look, I'm the can-go. Satchel: Just F.M.I. Why would a repressed raccoon have smellier pants than a happy one?