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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 06, 2012
May 05, 2012
May 07, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: Har har! I am litter hound-the garbage avenger! Arr! Bucky: Are you also a pirate? Satchel: NO. Bucky: Then stop saying "har" and "arr". Satchel: Huh? Bucky: You smell. Do you have some repressed raccoon genes? Satchel: No, why? Do raccoons wear smelly jeans? Bucky: No, Gene! Gene! Satchel: His name is Dennis. And he doesn't wear pants. Bucky: What?! Satchel: That's not weird, he's a raccoon! And F.Y.I. he's very upbeat. Bucky: Who?! Satchel: Dennis the garbage avenger! But he goes by the can-coon. Bucky: Look, I'm the can-go. Satchel: Just F.M.I. Why would a repressed raccoon have smellier pants than a happy one?
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Varnes almost 13 years ago
Satchel’s meandering thoughts are the only things that drive Bucky crazy….(his Kryptonite)………Well, besides Pinky….
revisages almost 13 years ago
and satchel has been increasingly the can-did for months now. this is no exceptiondoes he claim for now he stole his bolding?
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
Stress response, Satchel. That’s what makes them smellier.
alliegator almost 13 years ago
repressed genes? how’d they get wrinkled in the first place?
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
I think it’s nice Satch has heroes to look up to, like Dennis the Can Coon.
rnmontgomery almost 13 years ago
Bucky can dish it out, but he can’t take it. He’s had this coming for a long time.
Kathe almost 13 years ago
Sooo…he’s a Can Did Kid who can Can Coon….Avenger of Garbage…has smelly genes….and is named Dennis? I’m fuzzy ’bout this.
daveoverpar almost 13 years ago
When is a Hollyweird producer gonna pick up “Get Fuzzy” for a movie? These two would put Garfield in the loony cat box.
GypsyWoman almost 13 years ago
Satch – wanna come to my house and chase the deer eating my garden, the rabbits eating my flowers and the raccons in my trash? I could use a nice but stable dog…oh wait, you are about as stable as Bucky.
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Classic repertoire of those two. And I have a cure for smelly jeans. It’s called a washing machine followed by a clothes line on a sunny, breezy day.
VirginiaCityLady almost 13 years ago
YUK! My head hurts! Maybe a few minutes in the dryer will help Bucky. Satchel trys so hard that he makes sense once in a while.