Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 05, 2013
January 04, 2013
January 06, 2013
Transcript:
Rob: Lemme get this straight: any children's tv character that happens to be red was created as part of a soviet mind-control program? Bucky: That's correct. Rob: Even elmo, the cutest thing ever? Satchel: No no no no no no Bucky: Real name: Ivan Elmonov. My best guess is that his accent is Uzbek. Inf act, the tickle me elmo doll is based on an old soviet gargalesis interrogation training mannequin. Rob: Ok, I'm out, bye. Satchel: No!
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