Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 05, 2013
Transcript:
Rob: Lemme get this straight: any children's tv character that happens to be red was created as part of a soviet mind-control program? Bucky: That's correct. Rob: Even elmo, the cutest thing ever? Satchel: No no no no no no Bucky: Real name: Ivan Elmonov. My best guess is that his accent is Uzbek. Inf act, the tickle me elmo doll is based on an old soviet gargalesis interrogation training mannequin. Rob: Ok, I'm out, bye. Satchel: No!
chamberlain22 about 12 years ago
I knew it!I knew that thing was diabolical the minute I set eyes on it!
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
Rob has the right idea.
bkybl Premium Member about 12 years ago
Bucky is trying to terrorize Satchel to death, but doesn’t succeed. The strip is from 2010, and Satchel’s still there.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
muppets are secret commie mind-control program? if you believe that, i have this bridge in brooklyn to sell you.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 12 years ago
Tea_Pea about 12 years ago
Paranoia will destroia.
Chithing Premium Member about 12 years ago
Now there’s a word I haven’t seen in a long time. I wonder if someone made a bet with Darby that he couldn’t use “gargalesis” in a strip.
Zaristerex about 12 years ago
Oh no! Clifford!!!
Vaxdood about 12 years ago
Yeah, I’m with Rob. This is getting a little too deep…
semwc12 about 12 years ago
Wish Rob would reassure Satchel
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
Wasn’t Elmo also deployed as a spy device?
Nannycam, ha. More like Project Treadstone.
mistercatworks about 12 years ago
Come on, Bucky, spill the truth about that omnipresent gecko.
rshive about 12 years ago
I’m not sure that Satch is going to sleep well tonight.
yangeldf about 12 years ago
Bucky apparently comes from the “shit I make up has to be true because I have a straight face” school of thought.
meowlin about 12 years ago
Tickle me Elmo: cute.Hoppin’ Poppin’ Tigger: cute..Tickle Me Elmo sewed to Hoppin’ Poppin’ Tigger – you can’t un-see that.
Hoodude about 12 years ago
..well,I giggled anyway..aiirc it’s tickle me Elmo..
octagon about 12 years ago
I love this strip but I need to get something clear. Is Rob Wilco on hallucinogens?
nickidewbear about 12 years ago
And we all know that Obama was born in Kenya, too, Bucky. And don’t let Rob take you for a feline flu shot this year because, you know, vaccines cause autism.
twinsoniclab about 12 years ago
I am SOOO tired of this muppet gag going on so long. Let’s move on, it’s gotten old. I skip them now.
Stephen Gilberg about 12 years ago
Wow, Bucky taught me a real word.
Alyzza B about 12 years ago
I love this comic strip! It’s almost always funny. I feel so bad for poor ol’ Satchel.
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Those Furbies are back. Their recording devices must have been fixed. ….. Poor Satchel…. none of his favourite muppets are safe.
RothX over 9 years ago
Please refer to the first Get Fuzzy strip ever.