Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 30, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: Eating again? I thought Rob put you on a diet. Satchel: He did. I can eat, though, I'm not fasting. Bucky: Well, maybe you'd be fastinger if you lost a little weight. Satchel: What? Bucky: Huh? Anyway, what are you eating? Special dead laboratory dog select formula? Fillet of invalid cow? Wait, no, that's people food. Ooo "product of China." Hey, is it szechuan melamine? Satchel: I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Bucky: Then my work here is done. Think of it as tough love. Satchel: Feels more like sadistic apathy.
Man, I remember when Satchel would put Cheez Whiz on stuff he picked out of the kitchen garbage can “to make it taste better.”