Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 15, 2014
January 14, 2014
January 16, 2014
Transcript:
Bucky: Robert, with my new invention, I can offer you a way out of all the filth and squalor in which you now live. Rob: I forgot to wash some shirts, how does that equate to living squalor? Bucky: No offense, but if you wrote a story about your life and sent it to Frank McCourt, he would reject it as being unrealistically squalid. For example, I know for a fact that somewhere in this house is a shoebox full of dead rats... Rob: Dude, that's your box!
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Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
Rob? Why are you keeping a box of dead rats in the apartment?.And what about the sock filled with dead mice nestled in your sock drawer?
juicebruce almost 11 years ago
Pinkish better start eating something ,those legs look like toothpicks !
J Short almost 11 years ago
Well, now I know who Frank is.Thanks Google.
iluvsatch almost 11 years ago
I wonder what Satchel thinks about this.
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
Satchel has probably sniffed out and eaten the rats…
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Very bad layout in panel one.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
I guess the rats weren’t as sentient as the rest of the animal characters in this strip.
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’m reminded of the time I was by the downstairs fridge and saw something small, dark, pointed and with a tail lying on the floor in a shaded area. To me it looked like a mouse. I called the dog who ignored it. If it wasn’t a mouse, what was it? We got flashlight and I sent my stalwart husband to check it out. It was a tiny eggplant that must have fallen when we brought in the fall harvest.
Ushindi almost 11 years ago
I loved the Frank McCourt reference – Frank is a VERY squalid human being.
Alan Steenhouwer almost 11 years ago
Politicians would welcome him as their chosen one.