Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 14, 2015

He did make Bucky’s point…. now what?

Now where’s my recipe for Cat-ciatore?

MMM? Where’d he come from? And “cows hittin’ on your sister”?!!

Nothing like Catch-22 logic.

Cows. Yum!

I had a big chunk of cow for dinner last night. Sho’ good eatin’.

The cows would have to take a chastity vow. A cow vow if you will.

Would you like it if your sister got married to a cow?

Whoa! no one else catch the innuendo in panel two?

Is Mac implying your sister looks like a cow?

I’m surprised he got away with the word Cowpulation!!

If your sister marries a cow, is that an interspecies lesbian relationship? (Cows are female. Males are called bulls.)

Yeah the numbers would go DOWN because there wouldn’t be as much demand so not as many would be forcibly impregnated…

Cows driving Cadillacs to Washington, DC!

(Or is that reference too obscure?)

So, if there are too many cats we can eat them?

I don’t think cows have a natural drive to mate anymore, if we didn’t guide them to breed they would simply go extinct. If we stopped eating meat but didn’t want our livestock species to die out we would be morally obligated to breed back at least some of their wild instincts so they could survive.

If we aren’t supposed to eat cows, why are they made of beef?

This dialogue could go on until the cows come home …

I am gradually becoming a vegetarian. I went to McDonald’s for lunch a few months ago and got a Quarter Pounder with cheese. When I started to eat I wondered how many animals are slaughtered everyday to supply fast food and other restaurants and I couldn’t finish it. It just made me sick. Not putting other carnivores down it is just how I am feeling and thinking these days. Peace.

Yaks were endangered until it was discovered they could be cross-bred with cows, resulting in a hardier animal that produces leaner, healthier meat… plus Fleece! Next thing you know, Yak herds were popping up all over the place, ‘starter herds’ going for ~$25K.