Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 16, 2016
Transcript:
Bucky Katt: Just finished voting. Satchel Pooch: Oh yeah? For, um Clump for Trinton? Bucky Katt: No, I'm voting on the feline liberation front's new agenda. Satchel Pooch: But you didn't tick any of the boxes... Bucky Katt: Why would I do that? Satchel Pooch: To vote for- Bucky Katt: Satchel, how much time do I spend dealing with, say, tuna mercury levels now? Satchel Pooch: Haha! Let's see, none! Bucky Katt: So why would I put that on an agenda and make work for myself? Satchel Pooch: how do you even know tunas exist on Mercury? Bucky Katt: Don't be ridiculous. Satchel Pooch: How is that re diculous? I've never said one thing about space tuna before! I therefore refute the suggestion that there was ever a point at which I was proto-diculous. Bucky Katt: Again: Ridiculous Satchel Pooch: Well that's re-redundant. and you're mega-diculous.
Randallw about 8 years ago
Ok, you’ve lost me. Suddenly talking about mercury in the tuna explains nothing.
Randallw about 8 years ago
I seem to be developing dyslexia lately. On rereading I see Bucky was voting on an agenda. I thought he was voting for the cat party in the election.
QuiteDragon about 8 years ago
An example of cats trying to herd themselves, I suspect.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Me thinks something was lost going from cat to dog logic :-o
Opus Croakus about 8 years ago
Vote for the one that won’t grab you, Bucky.
Egrayjames about 8 years ago
Ever wonder why some countries have military coups? Makes me wonder if they would have reasonable justification. We never should have given women the right to vote….a hundred years later and look at the mess we’re in. (Don’t get too upset, I’m just playing “devil’s advocate”.)
joegee about 8 years ago
Space tuna ftw
nitromicro about 8 years ago
Vote Bucky-Space Tuna 2016! All hail our new feline overlord!
garcoa about 8 years ago
Everything makes perfect sense to me! I’ve heard conversations that went like that – but usually just in jest. They are diculous.
cubswin2016 about 8 years ago
Those two need to buy a vowel.
cooganm Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think that’s a verbatim transcript of the last presidential debate, innit?
Dis-play name about 8 years ago
Pivoting the topic to avoid talking about the serious issues.
erin.adamic Premium Member about 8 years ago
You said it, Satchel …
patlaborvi about 8 years ago
If Bucky had a single brain cell in his skull he would be concerned with the mercury level in tuna since a high level would kill him when he ate his favorite meal.
K M about 8 years ago
I know you are; but what am I!? Nanny, nanny, poo-poo.
Roadrunner Premium Member about 8 years ago
Demon-crates of Repugnant-cans, paper or plastic, its all the same. Meet the new boss same as the old boss when they get elected.
cat independance over 3 years ago
trump or clinton