Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 28, 2018

If ever there was a Get Fuzzy that should have concluded with Satchel’s trademark “Ha ha”, it was this one.

Die Carpem: Daze the Sea!

Carpe Piscis: seize the fish.

Carp Diem: Fish of the Day.

Carp Crap: Fish Poo

Intelligent ones don’t say “intellitude”.

“Afternoon nap” makes more sense than someone painting a canvas white and calling it “The Stillness of Snow” and being call a genius.

Frog poets legs are tasty fried up.Bucky should know that.

Oh I could listen to all of the feral cats around here reading that poem all day too.

I wonder when the PC police will declare “frog” a racial slur?

Careful,pinkish.Next poem might be “Hairball DeLuxe”,in your shoe ;~)

I wonder if Bucky read his poem with John Cage’s 4’33" as an accompaniment?

Forget fishhooks! Seize the tuna by its can.

Carpet Diem – carpet everything.

Carpet DM – Dungeon Master of the carpet.

Carpe Diem – Seize the Day

Carpet Diem – Seize the Carpet

Carpayment Diem – Seize the Checkbook

Carpe Canem – Seize the Dog

Crampe Diem – Seize the Midol

Carp Diem – Seize the Fish

Carpe Diarrheam – Seize the Toilet Paper