Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 26, 2019

Rob, you look like hell.

We can imagine what Rob’s cat scan will say.

Rob’s going to have fun explaining what a CAT scan is to Bucky.

What about the lab report?

Okay, this specific strip should come with a rimshot.

Pinkish said “Cat” scan not Tuna Muncher ;-)

Shouldn’t Satchel have a dog scan?

It’s certainly cheaper than the other kind of CAT Scan! Of course, you get what you pay for…

Fist time I’ve seen Bucky speechless.

That line was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO obvious.

Too easy

That tickled my funny bone!!

I didn’t realize Satchel had any husky in him.

Once again, Bucky is decisive, practical and proactive. Must be brutal for him, having to put up with those two……

A woman takes her duck to a vet. The vet examines the duck and say, “I’ll sorry, but your duck is dead.” The woman says, I don’t believe you. The vet goes out, and returns with a Labrador Retriever. The dog carefully, and thoroughly sniffs the duck, looks at the vet, and solemnly shakes his head no. The vet tells the woman, again, your duck is dead. The woman says “NO! I don’t believe you.” Again, the vet goes out, and returns with a cat, and places it but the duck.” The cat looks the duck over carefully, and bows his head and makes the sign of the cross. The vet says, very firmly,”Lady, your duck is dead.” The woman, in tears says, “Okay, what do I owe you.” The vet says, “$5000.10.” The woman says “$5000.10! Why?” The vet smiles and says, “Ten cents to tell you you that your duck is dead, and $5000 for the lab work and cat scan.”