Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 13, 2022

Lucky Satchel, you don’t have to pay ten bucks to see that horror movie.

scariest part is how much they cost.

Owning a Dyson today is like owning a Kirby 50 years ago …

Good thing he hasn’t seen a Roomba ad yet.

What movie does Bucky like? Cats? The Cat People?

Dyson vacuums suck.

One of my refrigerator-worthy favorites is Satchel dressed as a vacuum cleaner for Halloween. “It was the scariest thing” he could think of.

Reminds me of “Jaws” from the movie, “Mr. Mom”

At the end of “The BLOB”, they fly the thing to the Arctic. It’s not dead, just frozen. What if the ice melts as predicted by the climate alarmists? Do we have enough CO2 fire extinguishers? :-)

I vaguely remember the Kirby guy coming to the house to demonstrate the machine and he brought a case of Pepsi as a prize for letting him demonstrate.

“…I bet if someone got all famous for being a dateless loser, you’d get all torqued off.” Dang! burn.

Dogs and vacuum cleaners… I say more?

Hey Satch … HIDE BEHIND THE CHAINSAWS …!

They do make a lot of noise.

Yeah,man.