Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 10, 2023

Choking you rear nakedly?

Ah! The “brilliance” of Bucky strikes again.

What color is the sky in Bucky’s world?

Let’s put a tack on all this and have no more monkey business.

There is Satchel waiting for Rob’s answer!

Monkeys at the zoo which I have seen, are not hygenic and are apt to throw things at you which they have picked out of their butt!

For many years there was a debate over whether Curious George was a monkey or a chimp. At the time the books were written he was referred to as a monkey, but monkey was a more generic term for ape then than it is now. It has generally been decided that since he has no tail and was found in the African jungle, he is a chimpanzee. Even scientists are not above arguing over cartoon characters.

“Hygiene tactics” is all we can get away with in a newspaper comic.

I miss the days when Get Fuzzy actually told a story, like losing Satchel’s watch, or taking Bucky to the vet, or the great Fungo wars. Time to get back to story telling.

I am LOLing and I love the look on Satchel’s face!!!

Don’t go there.

Greco-Gibbon wrestling? Was that responsible for the Decline, Takedown, and Pinning of the Roman Empire?

If I were to be rear choked, I would hope it would be done nakedly.

“Choking rear nakedly” is one helluvan adverb …!

ENOUGH with the Muppets already!

“The Rear Naked Monkey-Choke” will be in the UFC by Monday.

S.T.R.A.N.G.E.!!!