Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 06, 2011

I hope they’re insured, because I know who’s behind this: Mayhem.

With Kenny Lark’s spoiled behavior, his name will soon be mud. Then he’ll be Mud Lark.

Kenny just met Coach Gil Thorp, well almost. What! No ABS system on the Gil mobile.

Maybe Gil should be driving the Bundy Dodge. No brakes! To chiphilton: If Kenny will be a Mud Lark, he should be driving a Buick Skylark.

Can’t believe Gil turned in front of-didn’t yield right of way to Kenny Lark!

Actually, SUVs are considered “trucks” or “statioon wagons,” not cars.

Luckily, the Thorpmobile’s engine was recently modified in the Thorp Cave.

The Larkmobile is a minivan? Kenny’s disgruntlement is entirely justified. He is utterly emasculated in the eyes of every teenager in Milford.

To Bearwku — I was thinking he should be driving an old Studebaker Lark. http://www.ritzsite.demon.nl/Lark/Lark.htm

What does it say under Milford on the sign? “Gaspin own” ?

Meanwhile, there is a terrible stench emanating from Carbone Cave…Hobart buried up to his neck and his head left sticking out as a warning to anyone who dares cross Thorp.

…dont forget to stop at the u-pmp it on overland in fort collins — you never know who you might find working the pump there

I hope the car Coach Thorp is towing doesn’t slam into him.