Illegal procedure, MILFord, on the Mascot. Second down. Mimi better stand down. That ump could take out Kaz. Where in blue blazes is Moon when you need him?
So Mimi allowed the kid in the dugout during the game? Disrupting the team’s conversation and risking the kid getting hit with a ball or a bat or getting stepped on? The AD should be all over her about this. Oh wait, the AD is Gil, she gets a free pass.
You mean there’s not one team member and/or bench warmer (one of the other pitchers, for instance) that’s not okay with the self-proclaimed tramp? C’mon, that’s not realistic. Surely there’s a Parker type on this team.
And I hate to beat a dead horse, but where/who is the daddy. Guess that’s just not important in this day and time.
This is poor planning on the tramp’s part. She didn’t think to bring someone to watch her “baby/mascot?” Doesn’t her mom watch him normally? You’d think she’d want to watch her daughter pitch and would attend the game.
Mimi didn’t notice the brat in the dugout until the umpire pointed it out? Too bust trying to figure out a double switch? And I think “Umpire like candy”.
What was it, only two days ago where they showed Darby’s Mom bringing the kid to the game? Let Gramma watch the kid in the stands and let’s get on with the game!
chiphilton over 12 years ago
This kid definitely seems like he should be past the diaper stage. Those girls aren’t going to be so eager to hold him if he poops right about now.
grshprnh over 12 years ago
Mascot!!! Who you calling a mascot!
bearwku82 over 12 years ago
Illegal procedure, MILFord, on the Mascot. Second down. Mimi better stand down. That ump could take out Kaz. Where in blue blazes is Moon when you need him?
thejudge over 12 years ago
I wanna smack that chunky brat right in the Kiser….
miffedmax over 12 years ago
Mommy pitching good? Mongo like candy.
chujusmith over 12 years ago
That is one strange looking buck tooth hanging out the front of that kid’s mouth in P2. I think it’s time Milford got a full-time orthodontist.
tedybgame over 12 years ago
The stands is where Jaxon and Big Bobby will meet and hit it off.
Mopman over 12 years ago
So Mimi allowed the kid in the dugout during the game? Disrupting the team’s conversation and risking the kid getting hit with a ball or a bat or getting stepped on? The AD should be all over her about this. Oh wait, the AD is Gil, she gets a free pass.
decten1968 over 12 years ago
What did Mimi do with her hair? And why is she wearing those “Mom” jeans?
Cliff1911 over 12 years ago
I love a 16-year-old who’s got a 15-year-old.
ginkens001 over 12 years ago
Mimi is a mom.
julep_drinker over 12 years ago
You mean there’s not one team member and/or bench warmer (one of the other pitchers, for instance) that’s not okay with the self-proclaimed tramp? C’mon, that’s not realistic. Surely there’s a Parker type on this team.
And I hate to beat a dead horse, but where/who is the daddy. Guess that’s just not important in this day and time.
wmac8898 over 12 years ago
This is poor planning on the tramp’s part. She didn’t think to bring someone to watch her “baby/mascot?” Doesn’t her mom watch him normally? You’d think she’d want to watch her daughter pitch and would attend the game.
chiphilton over 12 years ago
Cliff, your comment reminds me of that great line about Bonanza in Tin Men — “You’ve got a 50-year-old father with three 47-year-old sons.”
GIBBY102605 over 12 years ago
Mimi didn’t notice the brat in the dugout until the umpire pointed it out? Too bust trying to figure out a double switch? And I think “Umpire like candy”.
kdizzle over 12 years ago
What was it, only two days ago where they showed Darby’s Mom bringing the kid to the game? Let Gramma watch the kid in the stands and let’s get on with the game!
peachyanddanny over 12 years ago
Officials ruin every organized sport.