Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 27, 2014

“And starting at quarterback for the Milford Mudlarks…….number 11……… TTTTTTRRRRRRUUUUUUEEEE Standish.”

I’d take that bet from Jarrod “Fals(e)” Hale.

Jarrod is useful to the team, but where? “Now starting at water boy…”

To tcar from yesterday: Thanks for the ACC welcome. John Roche wasn’t the only “carpetbagger” from the 60’s & 70’s. How about Larry Brown? Tom McMillen was born in Elmira, NY. I lived in Roanoke, VA for a year growing up. I have 2 more words for you , Barry Parkhill. Hey Jarrod! I heard there’s a special at The Bucket on humble pie.

Don’t pick on J-Rod, he’s doing the best he can with his left hand on his right side (P-2)

I don’t know about you, but I’m starting to get the impression that Jarrod(e) is holding a grudge against Tru(e). What does today’s MUT have to say?

Ankle’s good, arms good. Does he mean both arms, or did they drop the second apostrophe?

Gil’s fallen in love with Tru pretty fast, maybe that thick envelope that Art passed over had something to do with it?

Is Shuford going for a head butt in P1? His eyes look a little glazed, hope trainer Rick Scott follows concussion protocol.

Luhm/Mop, always a laugh when the shower comes into play!

J-Rod didn’t have freckles at the beginning of this story. Perhaps the writers perused the annals of Gils past and realized that ALL of us bad seeds have freckles so have been slowly adding a few more each day hoping we wouldn’t notice.