I know my job here is to keep track of how long the main characters have been missing from the strip – for Kaz it’s 43 days and “Coach” Mimi, it’s 84 days, which means she missed the entire softball season – but True quoting Boo inspired me to collect the Best of Boo Quotes. I tried to make it a Top Ten, but there are just too many, so I went with my Favorite Fifteen. It’s hard to believe that these weren’t written by Mop:•If you need to ask, little fella, you don’t deserve to know.•Parental guilt would be a terrible thing to waste.•Ladies, I think I’ve found the upside of divorce.•I know it’s not Wednesday, but it’s ok if we hug, right?•Great. She’s false and I’m multiple choice.•Read a book sometime.•Don’t forget Miss Smart Mouth – you still have to take batting practice.•Not bad. Get yourself a coffee.•Here’s the part where you kiss me good night.•I’ll knock down the third batter in the third inning, just for you.•I’ll leave a mushy note in your locker instead.•Read the context clues – if you can read at all.•Does your parole officer know you’re here?•These guys won’t take “buzz off” for an answer.•Care to translate that into logic?
I know my job here is to keep track of how long the main characters have been missing from the strip – for Kaz it’s 43 days and “Coach” Mimi, it’s 84 days, which means she missed the entire softball season – but True quoting Boo inspired me to collect the Best of Boo Quotes. I tried to make it a Top Ten, but there are just too many, so I went with my Favorite Fifteen. It’s hard to believe that these weren’t written by Mop:•If you need to ask, little fella, you don’t deserve to know.•Parental guilt would be a terrible thing to waste.•Ladies, I think I’ve found the upside of divorce.•I know it’s not Wednesday, but it’s ok if we hug, right?•Great. She’s false and I’m multiple choice.•Read a book sometime.•Don’t forget Miss Smart Mouth – you still have to take batting practice.•Not bad. Get yourself a coffee.•Here’s the part where you kiss me good night.•I’ll knock down the third batter in the third inning, just for you.•I’ll leave a mushy note in your locker instead.•Read the context clues – if you can read at all.•Does your parole officer know you’re here?•These guys won’t take “buzz off” for an answer.•Care to translate that into logic?