Scott Fowler vs. Knox Foley: Scott Fowler came into this game a two point favorite, but could not contain Foley. Whether it’s pressing a lawsuit, or pressing the basketball, Foley is amongst the best. Down 6 in the second half, Fowler searched desperately for inspiration from any random peacocks. But alas, none were to be found, and late in the game he could not buy a bucket. So now he’s drowning his sorrows at The Bucket.
Knox Foley 69 – Scott Fowler 60
Ray Richey vs. Softball Moms: This was one exciting matchup, with the Regional favorite Ray Richey getting more than he bargained for. The fact that he once PUNCHED MOPMAN did not intimidate the Softball Moms. Showing up early for the game in their decked out minivan, the moms did not hold back. At halftime the game was tied at 39. The second half went back and force, Ray bullying his way to the basket, and each of the Karens on the Moms performing at their annoyingest best. With the game tied in the final minute, Ray let his emotions get the best of him again and took a swing at Karen B. Or was it Karen C.? Whatever, they all look alike. The resulting technical shots proved the difference.
Results from the Fang Thorp Region Semifinals:
Scott Fowler vs. Knox Foley: Scott Fowler came into this game a two point favorite, but could not contain Foley. Whether it’s pressing a lawsuit, or pressing the basketball, Foley is amongst the best. Down 6 in the second half, Fowler searched desperately for inspiration from any random peacocks. But alas, none were to be found, and late in the game he could not buy a bucket. So now he’s drowning his sorrows at The Bucket.
Knox Foley 69 – Scott Fowler 60
Ray Richey vs. Softball Moms: This was one exciting matchup, with the Regional favorite Ray Richey getting more than he bargained for. The fact that he once PUNCHED MOPMAN did not intimidate the Softball Moms. Showing up early for the game in their decked out minivan, the moms did not hold back. At halftime the game was tied at 39. The second half went back and force, Ray bullying his way to the basket, and each of the Karens on the Moms performing at their annoyingest best. With the game tied in the final minute, Ray let his emotions get the best of him again and took a swing at Karen B. Or was it Karen C.? Whatever, they all look alike. The resulting technical shots proved the difference.
Softball Moms 78 – Ray Richey 77