Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 04, 2021

In P1, he demonstrates how to throw his voice.

Snot-pound, said no one, ever.

Gil: Why did you let Valley Tech win? He said “Let’s not pound Valley Tech.”

P3- Well look who just came around. Several us have posted about a victory over Coach Drool and VT. If you pound snot. Nothing good will occur.

New-age voodoo? Hypnotism is not “new-age”. Saying it was ridiculous would have been fine. And why is Boyd so excited about being called out? Also, nobody in the history of the Earth has said “snot-pound” until now.

Yep, like I believe I said before, now that Milford is eliminated we can look forward to the annual “team is back together and beats the snot out of Coach Drool’s team.”

And speaking of beating things, you should be beating the rush to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

The Rapture for Boyd in P1.

That high 5 in P2 looks more like their feet than their hands. You know what they ay about the size of your hands?

This story snot good

I can’t recall a single instance of the team not running a particular play because they thought Tevin wasn’t up to it.

P1.5 “I officially declare you, Boyd “Guts” Spiller a j@ckass tool!”

Does this mean Chance has become blowsnot mad?

Why is Spiller celebrating after he just got insulted?

P2 do it Tevin! Pound Macy’s “little canucks” with your fist

I should probably have just adapted this Comics Kingdom comment I saw today to Gil Thorp but I’ll quote it directly.

Hello? Meaningless Blather Hotline? Can you please send a SWAT team to the Judge Parker strip? An appalling waste of ink has occurred!