Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 24, 2023

P3: Gil….WHAT DID YOU DO?!?

P1: Inspired by the Yoda poster, Tobe says “Misses LA she does.”

P1: Gil hides his face in shame for the way this story is progressing.

So where does former band groupie Mel work? Hired by Able Brito at Milford Library? The Diner slinging hash with Mo? MCC 19th hole? The Daily Faberian with Carl Phillips?

P1: Just DO or DO NOT do it. Somebody tell HVB to start prepping for the onslaught of Nike attorneys.

P2: ToBe, do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

P3: Gil?? If I ever called my HS coach by his first name, I’d be picking splinters out of my butt from all the time spent sitting on the bench.

They don’t update the facilities very often, do they? That “do or do not” poster has been there for 40 years. And speaking of “do or do not”, do go read Mopped Up Thorp and do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

She misses LA but she isn’t mad at Gil implies he made her move.

P1 Gil buries his face to hide his embarrassment and ToBe awkwardly looks away from Sign Man’s sub-standard work that resulted from his unfortunate, traumatic encounter with Fistpump Man in Milford After Dark over the weekend.

Speaking of, has anyone seen Fistpump Man this week?

P2 “She shouldn’t be mad at me, she should be mad at you. Your the swimmer that got through and knocked up her ho azz. All I did was offer advice, support and a place to stay with Mimi and I. She could have taken or left my advice. Tell your mom she needs to own it, I don’t.”

P3 “Well then I’m sorry I ever apologized to her.”

P 2.5: “…she just thinks that you’re old and outdated…boomer…”

Gils like the joker he never says sorry whats this kid talking about

“DO OY DO NOT”?

“When it comes to 16 year old Tobias, Gil……you ARE the father.”

P 2.5: "…mad at me? …why would she be “mad at me”?…"