Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for January 23, 2025

No “equitable” values.

“Life Insurance is a guarantee that no matter how many necessities a person has to forgo all through life, death was something to which he could look forward.” [attributed to Fred Allen]

He must be worthless!

Lady, that’s called a PreNuptial Contract. Talk to your lawyer.

I got abducted when I was a boy, they had to pay my parents to take me back. ;>)

You can get the money in the settlement!!!!!

21st century insurance companies don’t pay for anything,

You gotta pay extra for that.

wouldn’t surprise me if there’s insurance for that!… (pre-nup, maybe??)