Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for January 23, 2025

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  about 1 month ago

    No “equitable” values.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 month ago

    “Life Insurance is a guarantee that no matter how many necessities a person has to forgo all through life, death was something to which he could look forward.” [attributed to Fred Allen]

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    Stodgefinn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    He must be worthless!

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Lady, that’s called a PreNuptial Contract. Talk to your lawyer.

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    Norris66  about 1 month ago

    I got abducted when I was a boy, they had to pay my parents to take me back. ;>)

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 month ago

    You can get the money in the settlement!!!!!

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    halvincobbes Premium Member about 1 month ago

    21st century insurance companies don’t pay for anything,

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    stamps  about 1 month ago

    You gotta pay extra for that.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    wouldn’t surprise me if there’s insurance for that!… (pre-nup, maybe??)

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    ekke  about 1 month ago

    Well, yes, that’s true, but only because your husband is the one thing you want someone to steal!

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    hubbard3188  about 1 month ago

    No, that’s the LIFE insurance part.

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    sincavage05  about 1 month ago

    Your husband has low market value.

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