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"Is there any money in my college fund?"
"Some, yes."
"Is there enough if I make it into, say, an IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL?"
"Well.."
"Ok, how about a good state university?"
"Um.."
"Community college?"
"BARBER college?"
"You're getting warmer.."
The closest college to me has a work-study program, where students can pay part of their tuition in groundskeeping, cafeteria service, custodial, etc. It’s genius because it simultaneously solves the students’ problem of paying tuition and the college’s problem of hiring staff.