Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for January 22, 2002
Transcript:
"Give me a "fix-it" list. As the MAN OF THE HOUSE, I should be doing some HOME IMPROVEMENT stuff." "Really?" "I didn't think you were very, you know, MECHANICALLY INCLINED." "What? I'm VERY mechanically inclined! Heck, I'm a regular Bob Vila." "Ok, well, there's the leaky porch roof, the downstairs toilet needs..." "Wait a minute...why don't this stupid pen work?" "Push the button on top, Mr. Vila."