Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for January 26, 2002
Transcript:
"Michael, I love you, but I think you're a lousy man of the house." "How come?" "Well, um...ok, take this BAT for example..." "What about it?" "I keep it to protect the family in the event of a PROWLER. That's pretty MAN OF THE HOUSE-ISH if you ask me." "It's a "WIFFLE" ball bat." "Hey, this baby could leave some pretty nice welts."