Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for May 27, 2015
May 26, 2015
May 28, 2015
Transcript:
Is school cafeteria food safe eat? Of course it is. Then why do you wear rubber gloves and a head covering? Because my hazmat suit is at the dry cleaners.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
College food was bad at times. The time they had liver, it smelled like it came out of formaldehyde.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
I see now.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
actually elementary &jr. high food was mostly good. high school could be awful, burgers especially. the one bad thing as younger kid was pizza also came with a hard boiled egg, on the side, not on top. this was ok going down, but gave me a case of sulfuric burps after.
Lamberger over 9 years ago
It was Christmas in prison and the food was real good./We had turkey and pistols carved out of wood./I dream of her always even when I don’t dream./Her name’s on my tongue and her blood’s in my strings.(….)/The search light in the big yard turns ‘round with the gun/And spotlights the snowflakes like the dust in the sun./It’s Christmas in prison there’ll be music tonight/I’ll probably get homesick, I love you, Good night. — Christmas in Prison by Joe Prine