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People ask why I refuse to text. I’ve been tested at 105+ words per minute on a standard keyboard. I don’t have the patience for pecking with two thumbs. You text me, you’re either going to get a) an immediate phone call back, b) an email response later when I have time, or c) ignored, depending on your level of relationship, if any, with me. But you’ll never get a return text.
People ask why I refuse to text. I’ve been tested at 105+ words per minute on a standard keyboard. I don’t have the patience for pecking with two thumbs. You text me, you’re either going to get a) an immediate phone call back, b) an email response later when I have time, or c) ignored, depending on your level of relationship, if any, with me. But you’ll never get a return text.