Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for January 06, 2023

I already broke my resolution.

New year’s resolutions: just one more way to guilt yourself into therapy.

I don’t need no stinkin’ resolutions.

Mine was more of a wish: a week without something breaking down. $325 in dryer repairs on the 5th.

Now that’s a resolution I could probably keep.

The only thing I resolved was “to call her up, a thousand times a day/ And ask her if she’ll marry me, in some old-fashioned way.”