Me: “Why is there a stapler in the trash? Is it broken?”
Coworker: “No, it’s just out of staples.”
Me: “But it’s not broken or anything?”
Coworker: “Uh… no, just empty.”
I pick the stapler out of the trash and take it to the stationery cupboard. I open the box of staples and refill it, go back to my desk, and staple some documents together.
Yakety Sax 4 months ago
Staggering Stapling Stupidity
Me: “Why is there a stapler in the trash? Is it broken?”
Coworker: “No, it’s just out of staples.”
Me: “But it’s not broken or anything?”
Coworker: “Uh… no, just empty.”
I pick the stapler out of the trash and take it to the stationery cupboard. I open the box of staples and refill it, go back to my desk, and staple some documents together.
Coworker: “But… hoooooooow?!”
Darryl Heine 4 months ago
etc., etc…
dbrucepm 4 months ago
the first frame sounds common to many workplaces
Betrayral In The Common Room 4 months ago
No eating Tide pods.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago
What’s with the kid’s matching shirt?
crazeekatlady 4 months ago
not true
einarbt 4 months ago
If only.
buflogal! 4 months ago
But chalk is edible. It’s a good source of calcium. It’s used in antacids and meds for loose bowels.