Half Full by Maria Scrivan for November 06, 2013
November 05, 2013
November 07, 2013
Transcript:
A pirate captain stands on a peg leg with a woman pirate. Woman: If you're not going to use it, get rid of it.
A new acquaintance asked him, “What happened to your hand?” “Shark” “What happened to your eye?” “First day with the hook!”