A pirate captain stands on a peg leg with a woman pirate. Woman: If you're not going to use it, get rid of it.
His name’s ‘Lucky’.
But where would the crew live?
Pawn Stars might buy it from you
You mean the ship?
I think this is a wife/husband joke.
But heaven forbid we get rid of anything of hers… that’s “different”…
A new acquaintance asked him, “What happened to your hand?” “Shark” “What happened to your eye?” “First day with the hook!”
blunebottle over 11 years ago
His name’s ‘Lucky’.
pcolli over 11 years ago
But where would the crew live?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 11 years ago
Pawn Stars might buy it from you
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
You mean the ship?
minespatch about 11 years ago
I think this is a wife/husband joke.
comics guy 47 over 10 years ago
But heaven forbid we get rid of anything of hers… that’s “different”…
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
A new acquaintance asked him, “What happened to your hand?” “Shark” “What happened to your eye?” “First day with the hook!”