A pirate captain stands on a peg leg with a woman pirate. Woman: If you're not going to use it, get rid of it.
His name’s ‘Lucky’.
But where would the crew live?
Pawn Stars might buy it from you
You mean the ship?
I think this is a wife/husband joke.
But heaven forbid we get rid of anything of hers… that’s “different”…
A new acquaintance asked him, “What happened to your hand?” “Shark” “What happened to your eye?” “First day with the hook!”
blunebottle about 11 years ago
His name’s ‘Lucky’.
pcolli about 11 years ago
But where would the crew live?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 11 years ago
Pawn Stars might buy it from you
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
You mean the ship?
minespatch almost 11 years ago
I think this is a wife/husband joke.
comics guy 47 about 10 years ago
But heaven forbid we get rid of anything of hers… that’s “different”…
robert423elliott about 2 years ago
A new acquaintance asked him, “What happened to your hand?” “Shark” “What happened to your eye?” “First day with the hook!”