Heart of the City by Steenz for October 16, 1999
Transcript:
Heart: Mom, I decided I'm going to be Scarlett O'Hara for Halloween! Mom: Again? That's what you were last time. Heart: Ah, but this year I'm going to achieve a level of authenticity only dreamed of by other would-be-Scarletts. Mom: Don't even think about it, Heart!
Only if they’re green velvet.