Heart of the City by Steenz for May 21, 2002
Transcript:
Heart: So,Dean, what did you think of the new "Star Wars" movie? Dean: I don't know...I'm afraid to see it. Dean: I'm afraid I'll see it and it will totally stink, just like "Episode One"! Then the whole "Star Wars" mystique will be lost to me forever! My life will be a sham! Heart: Dean, you are sadly in need of other interests. Dean: I know. Thank God for "The Lord Of The Rings."
If it makes you feel bad, you can harass the actors and members of production you didn’t like with death threats until everyone hates star wars. Just kidding! You were going to do that anyway.