Heart of the City by Steenz for May 22, 2002
May 21, 2002
May 23, 2002
Transcript:
Heart: C'mon, Dean! Don't be a dorkus! Dean: I can't do it, Heart! I can't see "Attack Of The Clones"! Dean: I went into "Star Wars: Episode one" with the high hopes of recapturing the wonder and excitement of the original trilogy...and what did I get?! Dean:.. Jar Jar Binks and a bunch of trade federation Higgley-Piggley! I was crushed! No thank you! I'll not risk my heart a second time! Heart: But I thought you liked Darth Maul! Dean: Yeah, the coolest dude in the whole movie and they cut him in half! What's that about?!
Gee. I’ll bet if they made a new star wars movie that follows some but not all of the beats from the very first movie, all of the fans would love it.