Heart of the City by Steenz for August 26, 2011
Transcript:
Milton finally saw his chance to act, and grappled with the gun toting robber! Man: Guh! Stop, kid! But during the struggle, the clumsy Milton slips and falls in a pile of radioactive grocery bags! Heart: Don't you think the "radioactive grocery bags" thing is a stretch? Dean: Maybe the grocery bags were exposed to store brand cookies! Those things are radioactive for sure.
Not cookies. . . Twinkies! I hear our hospital is going to start using Twinkies in radiation therapy. . .