Heart of the City by Steenz for June 24, 2012
June 23, 2012
June 25, 2012
Transcript:
Mom: C'mon, Heart, we're late for church! And look--your shoes aren't even on the right feet! Heart: I'm sorry, mom, but I'm pretty sure these are the only I have. Mom: Heart, please. It's too early for mind games. Heart: Awright, sheesh...I forgot there's no goofin before church
I once spent a month wearing sandals to church. []I had an ingrown toenail at the time; my normal shoes were so tight that it’d bleed.[]Fortunately, one of the guys in the congregation is a retired Army medic; when I explained the situation to him, he took it out for free. []This in contrast to a local doctor who made me pay $80 just for him to say “Go soak it in Epsom salts and it’ll break through in no time.”