Heart of the City by Steenz for July 03, 2018
July 02, 2018
July 04, 2018
Transcript:
dean: Hot dog! you know it's summer when you're staring at a giant tasty-freeze rainbow cannonball cone! Dean: hey! what th--?! There's no giant gumball in the bottom! you can't have a cannonball come without a gumball! That's why they call it cannonball! I got ripped! heart: And you laughed at my plain vanilla milkshake. but in the end, I will never face ice cream ambiguity.
Where I hail from, that milkshake is called a cabinet. The same conversation with my wife happens every time we travel home. “A cabinet … cabinet is furniture, not a beverage! What’s wrong with you people? Just call it a milkshake! I’ll never … yes, hi, miss, I’d like a peppermint cabinet, please? … figure out where you got this from!”