Heart of the City by Steenz for August 15, 2018
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August 16, 2018
Transcript:
mrs. angelini: Taa-dah! Fret no more! The angelini elixir! guaranteed to cure the coldest of summer colds! sniff! heart: What's in it? Mrs. angelini: If I told you that, you'd never drink it! heart: And that's supposed to convince me?! mrs. angelini: look, can't you just have faith?! I haven't killed you yet!
Given Mrs. Angelini’s age, I’d guess it’s a mixture of turpentine, caster oil, chicken soup, pickle juice, and lemon oil, suspended in raw egg whites.