Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for April 30, 2023

Chocolate “Mouse”.

Well you is a rare talking mouse. There no way he gonna eats precious thing like you.

I thought Heathcliff had reached escape velocity at first. Cats in space!

That punchline is creakier than Grandpa Nutmeg’s knees.

Not yet…

just be grateful and move on with your life before he changes his mind.

Wow, talk about a Bait-and-Switch!

Brewster Rockit would say the same thing to zombies.