Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for July 05, 2023

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    SHAKENDOWNVILLE  over 1 year ago

    An "Elon"gated pheromone.

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    Izzy Moreno  over 1 year ago

    A couple got married, and during the honeymoon, she lied down on the bed and waited for the nuptials, but they never, uh, came.

    After three days of no nuptials, she got up in the middle of the night, and started to walk towards the door.

    He asked her “where are you going?”

    “Out. To the street. To get myself a real man.”

    “See if you can find one for me too, darling.”

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    What does musk have to do with catching mice?

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Eh you musk controls yourself for your own good.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Peanut butter works.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago

    At first Musk seems enticing, but you soon realize it can’t get the job done. And before you know it, Musk is smelling up the room.

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    anncorr339  over 1 year ago

    No

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    brklnbern  over 1 year ago

    Scent of Elon?

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    Dkram  over 1 year ago

    It’ll be a snap.

    \\//_

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    The Duke  over 1 year ago

    Muskrat love.

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