Middle kid had a beau who read her diary and pitched a fit because she had crushes on other fellows before they met. I asked him if he thought she was going to wait around on one foot waiting for him to show up. “A woman is like a bar of soap. Hold her too tight and you’re going to lose her.”
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
Wait till you read her texts to her girlfriends about you!
jmworacle 7 months ago
And she’s still with you?
Dani Rice 7 months ago
Middle kid had a beau who read her diary and pitched a fit because she had crushes on other fellows before they met. I asked him if he thought she was going to wait around on one foot waiting for him to show up. “A woman is like a bar of soap. Hold her too tight and you’re going to lose her.”
And they did come to a parting of the ways.
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
You read and carry your girlfriends diary around with you? You’re no just nosy, you’re invasive. The KGB and CIA could take lessons.
MichaelD Premium Member 7 months ago
At least his interview with the NSA will go well.
TimeLordSoundwave 7 months ago
My therapist thinks I have kleptomania. At least that’s what I read in her notebook when I got home.