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Herman by Jim Unger for August 21, 2011
August 20, 2011
August 22, 2011
Transcript:
Man: I need to apologize to my wife. Flowers usually work. Salesman: What kind of apology? Man: I'm late. Salesman: A single rose should do it. Man: Very late. Salesman: A dozen roses. Man: Three days late. Salesman: Got just the thing ...
The key is to randomly give one’s wife flowers (not a whole bunch, but a well-placed blossom or two) at random times for no reason at all. One morning, my wife awoke to find her head surrounded bu lilac blossoms on her pillow. I also used to hide cards in her purse so she’d find them when she got to work.