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Man: I need to apologize to my wife. Flowers usually work.
Salesman: What kind of apology?
Man: I'm late.
Salesman: A single rose should do it.
Man: Very late.
Salesman: A dozen roses.
Man: Three days late.
Salesman: Got just the thing ...
The key is to randomly give one’s wife flowers (not a whole bunch, but a well-placed blossom or two) at random times for no reason at all. One morning, my wife awoke to find her head surrounded bu lilac blossoms on her pillow. I also used to hide cards in her purse so she’d find them when she got to work.
Yeah, right! Give her roses and cards for no reason? She would then think that I had something to be sorry for. I would be sorry after I did that, all right!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Beautifully drawn, with much more detail than usual.
I have the feeling this is one of his newer or re-worked strips.
Hard to say cos his reprints don’t carry the original copyright dates.
Wish they did.
He’s a master of the art.
runar over 13 years ago
The key is to randomly give one’s wife flowers (not a whole bunch, but a well-placed blossom or two) at random times for no reason at all. One morning, my wife awoke to find her head surrounded bu lilac blossoms on her pillow. I also used to hide cards in her purse so she’d find them when she got to work.
route66paul over 13 years ago
Yeah, right! Give her roses and cards for no reason? She would then think that I had something to be sorry for. I would be sorry after I did that, all right!
Josie718 over 13 years ago
lol… yep that should just about do it for ya Herman my boy…
RonaldDavis over 13 years ago
The technical term is Drachenfutter.