No necessarily funny . Too close to the truth for me. Many years ago my second wife ( who abhorred violence and feared firearms ) was awakened by an armed intruder coming into our bedroom, Call it survival instinct or divine intervention, but she manage to retrieve the .357 S&W Magnum that I kept in the nightstand and shot the guy in the kneecap. ( I’m sure she had her eyes closed ).I arrived home, shortly after the incident, I was working as a Detective with the police dept. at the time. This whack job was a three time loser with a long rap sheet and a history of rape and violence.He sued me ( from prison ) for her blowing out his kneecap. Oh yeah, the gun was loaded with hollow-points. I had ruined ( through her ) his career.It got thrown out of court but I still had attorney fees – unrecoverable because the slime ball was incarcerated.
No necessarily funny . Too close to the truth for me. Many years ago my second wife ( who abhorred violence and feared firearms ) was awakened by an armed intruder coming into our bedroom, Call it survival instinct or divine intervention, but she manage to retrieve the .357 S&W Magnum that I kept in the nightstand and shot the guy in the kneecap. ( I’m sure she had her eyes closed ).I arrived home, shortly after the incident, I was working as a Detective with the police dept. at the time. This whack job was a three time loser with a long rap sheet and a history of rape and violence.He sued me ( from prison ) for her blowing out his kneecap. Oh yeah, the gun was loaded with hollow-points. I had ruined ( through her ) his career.It got thrown out of court but I still had attorney fees – unrecoverable because the slime ball was incarcerated.