Herman by Jim Unger for June 20, 2014

I wouldn’t, if I were you….

“I ran six miles yesterday. Finally, I said, “Lady, TAKE your purse.”Emo Philips

Me not think so.

You’ve got to love Herman.

I prefer my mace in a spray bottle.

Before someone corrects me; I know it’s a flail. (but that isn’t funny)

Don’t mess with an old battleax holding a mace! (aka flail)

her friend you can’t buy mace, only pepper spray. she said, wanna bet?

I own one of those things. They can be more dangerous to the person using it than the intended target if you don’t know what you’re doing. Mine is functional, but I keep it just for show. Would be handy during a Zombie Apocalypse.

In contrast to my comments yesterday, this one is a lot funnier with the dialog. However, it would be an interesting contest to come up with other punch lines for it.

“I have mace!”

…and it was the last thing he ever did.