Herman by Jim Unger for December 03, 2014

If Harry is smart, he’ll say he hasn’t got one….

And can I borrow your wife too?

It’s doubtful you’ll rake in many compliments wearing Harry’s clothes.

the cry of the hopeless

I don’t think he’s trying all that hard to get a dinner jacket.

I tried the neighbor in back and on the other side; my search has been endless.

“Gee hon, I tried…but I guess we’re just gonna have to forget about the opera.”

Just one?

Neighbor….“I have this old shelter half from the Army surplus store….nice shade of green.”

I may have to have the good wife let it out a size or two because of my musculature.

Just say no

Well, you know, if you hadn’t eaten the last one…