“Honey, will you remarry if I should die first?’“Absolutely not.”.(Woman or man, take your pick, thinks, "He/She must really love me.).Continues speaking, “…I’ll never make that mistake again.”
During his homily, the priest who officiated at our wedding said, among other things, “This is about more than [wife] getting her hands on [my] bank account.” “Go ahead,” I said to her in an aside, “there’s nothing in there” — which was true, considering that my father-in-law was too cheap to spring for the wedding, so I had to pay for it.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 8 years ago
go stand on a corner…. for a LONG time
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Like, say….. 180 “dates.”
Linguist over 8 years ago
When my current spouse asks where all the money I made went to, I tell her to go ask my four exes !
Hapuna over 8 years ago
Retort: I just spent that $45 on dinner tonight with you. Next week it is your turn to take me to dinner.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
“Honey, will you remarry if I should die first?’“Absolutely not.”.(Woman or man, take your pick, thinks, "He/She must really love me.).Continues speaking, “…I’ll never make that mistake again.”
K M over 8 years ago
During his homily, the priest who officiated at our wedding said, among other things, “This is about more than [wife] getting her hands on [my] bank account.” “Go ahead,” I said to her in an aside, “there’s nothing in there” — which was true, considering that my father-in-law was too cheap to spring for the wedding, so I had to pay for it.