Herman by Jim Unger for October 28, 2017

“Well, the moment you hear a loud bang from the kitchen, we’ll know!

Also known as Chef’s Surprise.

Well, the chef had some leftover brussels sprouts, some leftover canned tuna and he found a little bit of maple syrup down in the bottom of the bottle….

Something out of my ex-wife’s oven !

And is it cheap?

Weak coffee, under cooked bacon, runny eggs, dry burnt toast…that’s why we call the place “Mom’s”.

Everything on the menu.

Put lots of ketchup on it and it will taste great.

aka “Chef’s Surprise”

It might sell better if she called it “Disaster du Jour.”

Don’t ask.

“Unsold special of last month with the mold skimmed off.”

Whatever you order.