The dog is glad to hear it too.
It’s better to sell the croc so you can still wear Crocs.
It wasn’t so bad that the croc bit the foot, the turning point came when the croc spit the foot out after tasting it.
At first I though the cane was an umbrella that was used to ward off the croc – to no avail!
The pet croc only bit him because he was wearing alligator shoes.
The crock really loved his master though. As he said “You don’t want to eat a human that good all at once…”
“Yep, traded him for the badger which bit me. Suffering a little buyer’s remorse…well, suffering anyway.”
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Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
The dog is glad to hear it too.
electricshadow Premium Member about 6 years ago
It’s better to sell the croc so you can still wear Crocs.
Diat60 about 6 years ago
It wasn’t so bad that the croc bit the foot, the turning point came when the croc spit the foot out after tasting it.
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
At first I though the cane was an umbrella that was used to ward off the croc – to no avail!
Linguist about 6 years ago
The pet croc only bit him because he was wearing alligator shoes.
JP Steve Premium Member about 6 years ago
The crock really loved his master though. As he said “You don’t want to eat a human that good all at once…”
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 6 years ago
“Yep, traded him for the badger which bit me. Suffering a little buyer’s remorse…well, suffering anyway.”