Herman by Jim Unger for February 18, 2020

His career has been moving sideways for a while.

What if i get the urge to grab you around your throat.

What they haven’t been telling us about the coronavirus.

Let’s not get crabby about this.

That’s OK, I planned on auditioning for “Fiddler Crab on the Roof.”

“Crabs walk sideways and lobsters walk straight…” An old Smothers Brothers routine.

“Or if you develop a craving for drawn butter.”

Worst “hand transplant” ever! ;o[

Sorry. Not funny. Very poor timing psshearer

Or if the sight of melted butter makes you sweat.

Worse case of crabs.

Ok but I do feel like jumping in the Ocean for a dip…

“And, your “alone time” is going to be a tad challenging from now on.”

Gotta be the Worst case of Crabs Ever ! :-}

Got any melted butter?

Hope he’s not allergic to seafood.

This is a real thing. It’s called ectrodactyly. Google “Lobster Boy” Grady Stiles.

District 9?